#Shit

Joshua

Sagittaritrash

Being a fat man has its downs, and I'm in no way going to compare my struggles to fat women, cause it's two entirely different ballparks with entirely different rules,

Andre "some instructor" the Chemist

andrechemist

You know how they don’t train professors how to teach? Part of that is not training them to make grades meaningful.https://twitter.com/drlcsquare/status/1245529105539440640 Most professors don’t give a shit about how their

🍊Lizardbeth🍊

LizardbethArt

“Waaa but I can’t breathe in a normal mask” No Karen, you don’t know what Not Being Able to Breathe actually feels like. You’re being stupid and selfish. Wear a

゜✧ amie was not the impostor

ixabits

for every like this post gets i will make a pride crewmate if this flops i didnt post it like #1 #2 #3, this ones a little wonky because of

Ferdinand Antenor 🐺

heyitsmeferds

Storytime: Nung medj nainis saken yung doktor sa derma.Nagkaron kase ako ng skin disease nung shs ako na sobrang makati tapos eto si ako busy sa pag aaral at byahe

loki | 王一博至上

khyesim

#MULAN i don't know a lot about the life of a chinese actress, and i don't really know how the revenue behind mulan works. does boycotting do anything to

Hincaru✖️Be Excellent to Eachother

hincaru

So my last thread went to hell because twitter updated in the middle of it, so I’m starting a fresh and clean one hereTime to continue this stressful journey through

Zoe London

zoelondondj

inspired by my part-time hobby of nosing in other people's houses on rightmove, please find a thread of the weirdest houses, their decor, and my review - currently for sale

𝐥𝐲💎|| CAR DAY !!!!!

panic_pointt

WAIT I ACTUALLY HAD A DREAM OF YUJIN LAST NIGHT!!! i was sitting on a field with blue grass (idk either help) and there was a golden retriever that ran

broward comrade

420birthdaybOyz

If ur @ Ft.Lauderdale, I’m checking in on police scanners and mapping activity/movement, so know that there’s a very small police presence + minimal movement y’all are ok BSO is

Ni-Ghoul Soooouuuttthh 🏳️‍🌈👻🎃

nothing_human

A woman has just come into my local @StarbucksUK with a @CostaCoffee cup and sat down and started drinking it. She’s not even bought a drink...from Starbucks... I wonder how

Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉

ASlavitt

COVID Update August 2: If someone told you, you could save somebody’s life, your answer would be what do I have to do? With thousands of people dying every week

Tom

graine_alien

Unpopular opinions: movie thread Tilda Swinton is a good actress but her transformations are never as shocking as twitter makes her look like. There are a lot of actors/actresses who

pebbles! 𓆏 • 🇲🇽 •

stupidclikkie

WAIT CAN YALL UNFOCUS YOUR EYES ON COMMAND ok i just asked cuz my sister can't do it and neither can my mom so i just wanted to know but

Aaron Rupar

atrupar

as opposed to the great job Trump has done containing the coronavirus? Trump claims foreign governments are calling him "constantly" and asking for advice about how to deal with the

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binjintingz

cw: it’s okay, that’s love jo in sung is so freaking cute who gave him the right?? WHAT THE FUCK HUST HAPPENED WHAT THR FUCK MY JAW FELL TO THE