#Shit

seems a bit heavy to make this my first tweet, but fuck it,, in a group chat of me and some of my female friends (about 10 people), pm every
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Just received an extensive list of restaurants in KC .... now y’all know I love trying new shit so imma start a thread of my experiences (also looking for others
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So, I have a pretty long-winded theory that The Wedding Singer and Wedding Crashers, while both great, are basically the same movie. A thread... The film’s protagonist; the simple but
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Hey, y'all, I'm going to workshop something here around what we're doing next week, ok? It's all about having a plan. Wait. That's a capital P.Plan. We need a Plan.
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Okay, here’s a funny little ranting thread called “Really Dumb Shit I Did When I Was Little To Get Out Of Social Situations”I was just talking to my dad about
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So think through the issues: 1) Supreme Court nomination has to go on hold (though McConnell will try to continue). Barrett was exposed, needs to quarantine, as was much of
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to rina: i want to be completely honest. I've never got to do that when we were..a thing. i don't get myself. when i talk like this im calm, feels
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today has been so weird. woke up at 4 unable to sleep, then finally got back to sleep, had a bizarre dream which forced me to wake up. when i
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I desperately need something—a fic, art, something—about Lance getting gravely injured, but not just for anything, no, for /Keith/ bc it’s always for a Keith isn’t it? but they’d fought
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ok here's a thread of things blank said in tkc the other night iHABW TO TAKE THIS wait spin who is tbsi i left the house owes## i'm getting
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Nope. But now I wanna talk about it lmao.https://twitter.com/_feelmybeard/status/1251193419256475649 Bout to tell a couple far fetched but true roommate stories while y'all not payin me no mind lmao. Her last
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my experience w the signs a thread bc im bored gemini-absolutely hate yall-toxic toxic toxic-assume everyone can read ur mind-awful at communication-good friends-always wanna be right stfu virgo-the best friends
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Do yourself a favor. Get off the timeline for a minute. Turn off your TV for a second.Take a few deep breaths. Text someone you love and let them know
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ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME I CANT FUCKIGN FMAKE THIS SHIT UP BUTT OF LEWWIS I MFUCKOGNG CHOKIGNF harry fed a fish some tacos. Larry Is Real NO
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i wanna talk about this tweet a bit more so skip the thread if you dont wanna botherthis isnt structured by any means im gonna blurt my shitty take i
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alright listening to the magnus archives i HATE the apple podcast app it’s so goddamn confusing like season one is all the way at the bottom???? but then a bunch
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