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niles and daphne lovebot
camsaroyans
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT DAPHNE FASTEN YOURS NILES BDMDBSKDNSMCMXNSKDKDJ THE WAY I SCREAMED OUT LOUD ABOUT 4 TIMES JUST NOW BUT ITS HAPPENINGGGGGG NILES AND DAPHNEEEEEEE god every time I watch
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Jay Hulme
JayHulmePoet
I have never watched The Bee Movie, and, despite it's status as a meme, have no idea about what happens in it except that there's a woman who falls in
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Skye
radicalskye
Iβm finally done watching tiger king so imma share my opinions & comments about the show in this thread. Lets start with Carole. At first I really liked her! Her
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All Hail Jax, King of Dirkkat
Dirkification
Bondless Prince, Bloodless Knighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/22552027/chapters/53891161Prince Dirk is fixated on 2 knights & throws a tournament to further his plansSir Karkat is obsessed w/ unraveling Dirk's schemes while Sir Dave wish
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tell your mother i said youre grounded for 3 weeks
solarsent
carbine: if you ate a hot pepper and breath mints at the same time would the two cancel each other outpar: nope! you'd just have both sensations at the same
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Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You
commiegirl1
I was walking down LaBrea with my little brother and @mrcraigrobinson drove by in a convertible and we nodded to each other like what's up. You could ask him, he
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Dexter Wolf (Jim Clark)
dexlectar
How my mom got me 'The Return of the living dead' (1985) star Jewel Shepard's autograph. A thread. 1.)So just before covid was a reality, my wife surprised me with
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Thomas Petersen
UnityQAThomas
I need to get something off my chest. If you are in software, or for that matter engineering of any sort, this is something you need to pay attention to.
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crimson
t4zmaniandevil
12:54, almost 1am, you know what that means!!! *cracks open my brain again hehe just a warning though i WILL be talking about kinning and all that disgusting stuff anyway
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π― RonniSalt π―
RonniSalt
Has everybody on twitter/in the world lost their capacity to think?Does anybody bother to check anything?Even for a second?I've just seen a scam video shared, with so many tweepers lined
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p h a t g a s f o r a c a b
freddybluebells
Jay donβt fucking read this tweet because I donβt want you to get spoilersSo sanjis a repressed gnc male right??? Or like a related not really society conforming thing Iβve
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ΟrΠ²iΟΟrΟΰΈ π WEBCON
OrbitalTsunami
Real talkMy grandparents live in the Twin Cities (St Paul / Minneapolis area) and right in the middle of it all. They are in their mid-80s. They are white. My
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Maxie - NSFR π€ π¬π πππ πππππππ π€
PoutyMiyeon
EXPOSE ETHNICITIES: A ThreadEthnicities admitting to sh*ttalking and invading people's privacyI have never been in this GC. Idk what their problem is, but they felt the need to talk shit
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hilarion @ NEW FIC NEW FIC NEW FIC
hiIarions
Fuck i miss Golden Core Wwx like yeah yiling patriarch is sexy and all but u know whats also cool?? The unabashed self-confidence of a young adult who has worked
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Happy Birthday Thomas!
avkaropa
I now have to watch 3 hours worth of Romeo and Juliet on Youtube even though I actually hate the story and think it shouldn't be romanticized so much A
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Mela Storm #Resistance! NO SURRENDER
StormMela
Welcome to the trumpocalypse.If you assumed it would be a disaster, you get two points, but if you did not select βwill cause a pandemic to be so much worse
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