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William Bowser
billypumps
@1Naasty Hey Nasty, for a while now Iโve been trying to nut out why the house arrest for a bloody pandemic? While we are all off the streets then all
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blossomandbone
Okay okay hold up I need to talk about thisso... @LarpHouse has been making TikToks with their OC Parker (aka the villain Powerline) and I justall of you need to
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ELIJAH*
Eli1ah
To my peers in the DJ world. You havenโt โdone your bitโ by donating to a fund. Really look at who you been rolling with this whole time. Who you
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Joker
RVAJoker
CF discourse uhOnline sucksBut you can learn how to play with this great thing called training mode that most of the player base isn't very good at usingand it's also
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David McAllister
Dr_D_McAllister
Down to the Orange Creme today. All the good ones must be gone. Nae luck, Tufty. https://twitter.com/Dr_D_McAllister/status/1391131501446717441 Hang on! It's back! And with another Green Triangle, which is now buried
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The Internet Wasnโt Worth It
mattlieb
Imma just get sentimental real quick: it continually blows my mind how rad the @Mythical fanbase is. This will probably be a thread. Apologies. When I first started working with
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Daniel Radosh
danielradosh
Lol we did this in the 80s but it was all, like, zines and word of mouth. @Trashmonkey created Val Veggie's New & Improved Police State based on Discordianism. We
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Squid ๐
squidzalabim
My manager texted me asking for my address cuz the boss wanted to send something over to me and I sure as hell know it's those dumb work productivity books
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edgyrou
Kirishima is always on time to his tutoring appointments because he knows whatโs good for him, knows Bakugou wouldnโt let him in if he were even a minute late (or
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Kaitlin Byrd: Apocalypse Diarist
GothamGirlBlue
So mad about how this entire campaign is just a self-fulfilling prophecy from the demographic most responsible for getting us here to begin with: white men This statistic is rarely
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andromeda
swordgirI
watching the world of the married and theyโre cheating cheating ? iโm at the start but damn her husband taeoh? is such a liar nah needs to get caught already
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ViewMonsterr
livetweet of me listening to the caramella girls album. (mute if you don't care) the first song is lollipop girlbosses your mom is real i am looking at your mom
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celwaste
OK, things are getting so surreal that Iโve just got to tell you how insane this sounds so that you can help me (you, anyone reading this) and help me
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woke up. the price of coke up.
ItsmeKLR
i recorded a twerking video and my shit is
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LATiffani1
Hollywood: Weโre going on strike till Trump resigns Do it! Weโve all been telling yโall to STFU already. Whoโs going to the movies anyway? Your award shows are low rated
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MaurenBigTits
Okay I'm done.I promise I pinky promise I wasn't. I FUCKON LIED CUNT el wiwi penis I'm done for tonight I'm gonna continue this shit tomorrow Hello I'm
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