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lo-chan took a sexy nap
kiyokosbottom
what if I cut my own curtain bangs like what if I just grab the scissors and cut them it can't be that hard and I want them I want
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saturn⁷ ☽˚⁀➷。
envyvmin
for every like i’ll name a celebrity i wanna punch in the face and why justin bieber: white privileged male that y’all forgot made racist jokes and used the n
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Dusty Chipura
dustychipura
a few months ago, I ended a relationship of almost 13 years in large part thanks to what i've learned about existing as a person with #ADHD The relationship was
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jae🧃 toujou + masuko day!!
kuramchigf
daiya characters as over the hedge characters: a thread eijun as hammyi don’t think i need to explain miyuki as rji don’t think i need to explain this either kuramochi
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Derek
PereGrimmer
1/The craziest story I've heard was from my old doorman, Larry. Larry was black, 6'3, early 40s, intense. I throw a too-crazy party, tripping people freakout in the lobby, Larry
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LaToya Ferguson
lafergs
I'm apparently starting my Saturday morning by calling out something in pro wrestling fandom/journalism/criticism that needs to be shut the fuck down already. (And revealing that I lurk on r/SquaredCircle.
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poss ⬛🟥
possumkratom69
abusers in movement work gravitate to leadership roles (formal and informal) in nonprofits bcuz its a way to have it both ways: have loyal followers for "doing the work" &
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louisekennedy
KennedyLoulou
If a recipe says shit like 'cook the onions until they're translucent, about 3 mins' they're lying. It takes 10-15 mins to achieve this. It's likely they will start to
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Kala Elizabeth
kalaelizabeth
Since twitter is shit and won't let me post multiple gifs in one tweet, here is a thread of gifs of all the reasons why I love Rian Johnson #thankyourianjohnson
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Sarah Axelrath, MD
DrSarahAxelrath
Tattoo artist: So, what do you do?Me: I’m a doctor Her: No shit, I didn’t know they let doctors have tattoos these days Me: Lol who’s ‘they’?Her: I don’t know,
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♡ DR22
DejaRu22
Huge problem with girls today is that they've been bombarded with hollywood programming to THINK that they want an EQUAL in a man.WRONG.She does not want to make decisions, she
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Deep South Lady Dem💙🇺🇸🇱🇹🥀🍩🥁 Litbilly Girl.
LLeikus
Thread.Don't ever lose sight of 200,000+ covid-dead Americans.Our soldiers with Russian bounties on their heads. He calls our Military "losers" and "suckers".Families separated/children abused by our immigration syst
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cw | nsfr (comms open!)
inkydaegu
okay so let’s address the common misconception that aftercare is something that is given by a dom and received by a sub. it’s not. aftercare is different for everyone but
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Colin Spacetwinks
spacetwinks
interesting to me to watch the evolution of the Suicide Squad as it started, where captain boomerang was specifically the "who gives a shit" comic relief, to now where his
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Jacob Hurst
vyderac
“You know, I do pretty nice looking books and packaging.”Godmachine: “u r liek little baby.” Does it even matter if there’s a book in here?
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Toilet Paper Intern 🧻
TPaperIntern
I don't even have to read this article to rip it apart.The premise is textbook chucklefuckery.https://twitter.com/johnpavlovitz/status/1259455729288785920 It assumes that you are "racist" if you have a problem with Obama, but
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