#House

Keava

keavaa_

Professor, I humbly advise you to take that metal spoon out of the bowl before putting it in the microwave. As a member of House Vestra, one of my many

Joe Lockhart

joelockhart

1. If the GOP really thinks the families of the candidates should be an issue, then lets do it. Let's talk about the dozens of legal settlements, convictions against the

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duskrebellion

ONLY ARCEUS CAN LOVE YOU NOW welli may or may not have destroyed my toilet. i did not think this throughly 3 months now since the incident and yep my

Fullmetal Malcolm X

tristan__isaac

I told a bootlicker that pizza delivery drivers have more dangerous jobs than cops so they asked me who I'd rather call if my house was burglarized or my car

Henry Sotheran Ltd

Sotherans

there's an old lady who's been selling books to us for as long as anyone can remember because no-one is able to say no to hershe crushes the will to

Jenny Lawson

TheBloggess

Okay, I am not a museum but so many ppl have tagged me in this amazing thread that I think I’m going to have to a tour of the #CreepiestObjectsinmyhouse.

Molly Cowan

molly4nh

Our #BlackLivesMatter sign was stolen last night. A thread. .@BLMSeacoast held it’s first event, a rally, in downtown Exeter yesterday. We went. It was inspiring, and thoughtful, with speeches

Professional Beggar

Sheddi_younG

When I was little, about 6yrs old: back in 1999 or so; I remember one day, I made a castle out of mud in the front of our house, &

Mordechai Lightstone

Mottel

There is a term for this genre: Hasidsploitation.https://twitter.com/AyannaPrescod/status/959999399354093568 These are the rules of Chasidic/orthodox Jews in Hollywood:Chekov's Sheitel: If there is a wig in a movie worn by a Chasidic

Leonydus Johnson (leave/me/alone)

LeonydusJohnson

I think we need a change of perspective. With rare exceptions like confined nursing home patients or someone breaking into your house and coughing on you, nobody just *gives* you

nat :D

nathaniel______

things to live for/reasons to stay alive. one day i will:-kiss him everywhere. i will kiss them on their forehead, neck, lips, cheeks, shoulders, hands, thighs, i will smother them

niyak

rahmaniarism

i loOve when my mom & dad tell me "nia, itu kamarmu berantakan ya soalnya ibu kalo naroh cucian kering lgsg ke kamarmu biar cepet".. they're exactly know that i

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Hyun40194776

Ateez As Things In My House Jongho as baby Wooyoung as upside down Minecraft sheep Mingi as Hank San as Julio Yeosang as succulent angel Yunho as eyelashes Seonghwa as

Vesla Weaver

VeslaWeaver

Long thread on slave ancestry (after a visit to @aahafauquier). I am descended from an enslaved woman & a propertied white confederate soldier. What I found: scenes of bondage, interracial

Michael McFaul

McFaul

When I walked into the Old Executive Office Building at the White House complex to meet my new staff at my NSC office on January 21, 2009, every single one

Dr. Jae

jaesofamous

Yall know what yall gotta start realizing... And it took me a while so I'mma give yall the scoop. When a nigga don't like you. House dates? He doesn't like