#Hand

how my poor ass made it through law school: A THREAD (context muna: when i took LAE, i was already 6 months unemployed. when i passed LAE, i was two
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SCIENTISTS: flying into the sun is bad for youDONALD TRUMP: sorry, but my chief advisor, who has a background in sticking gerbils up his ass, strongly disagreesSEAN HANNITY: what are
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Day 1 of tweeting @JOBAISREAL until he blocks/likes/replies: Day 2: @JOBAISREAL SHUGA YEEAAHHH GIMME SOME Day 3: @JOBAISREAL I usually don't spend my money on music stuff (as much as
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the rise of kyoshi reread thread ///(bc this time i can actually talk about it) when i read mike's foreword, even before i'd read a single word of the actual
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How to make your girl happy tips..(Check the following tweets) Tell her how beautiful she is every day 25/8 Tell her how much you love her and that you only
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out in the wild, no weapons, what woudl you rather fight? would* & imma say gorilla here’s why, polar bears are the last option, they’d rip you to shreds for
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Fandoms as high school groups; a thread Arianators:- the cute, adorable but savage- cheerleaders club- acts like bitches but in real are so kind and always trying to help- thanks
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Inkigayo Chocolate Performance: bc i dont want to lose, i will post everything i feel here and save it in the drafts until i lose or i win. Most likely
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Good day.Something funny happened today..I was at home watching TV and someone knocked at the gate once,entered the house and was about to open the door.. Then I opened the
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190222 [ITZY? ITZY!] EP. 02 ; a thread MY QUEENS!!!! Kinilig aq,, parang aq talaga ung pinag uusapa nila at tinuro ni ryujin Tamang pacute lang sa camera
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Any tips on how to go from laying on the floor of your one year old’s room, back to your own bed, having been here an hour, I will gladly
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Forget Bloody Sunday, Freedom Summer, bombed out buses & getting lynched for trying to vote-those old cowards. I don’t know where we would be if you hadn’t finally showed everyone
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mer bakugou wanting to pick a fight with humans bc he's had enough of them polluting the sea. his mistake is picking a fight with the shirtless lifeguard at the
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1/3 Let's talk about Mashonaland East. A couple of days ago, I tweeted that I'm watching Mash East. Unfortunately, I didn't get to coz I have a day job,folks. Ok
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On the one hand, the idea of a future without humour is almost unbearably bleak. On the other, no one would be on Twitter. So swings and roundabouts This is
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People sometimes ask me why I write the songs I do. My answer is that love has always forced my hand to go where I haven’t wanted to go. This
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