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Mikael with a B 🐝

MikaelChri

Når samboeren min tar på seg sin beste Jenna Marbles stemme når hun klipper håret mitt for første gang er ikke akkurat confidence inspiring Update: trimmeren døde Vi har saks.

Liam Duffy

LiamSD12

This video:- Scolds millions of people for beliefs they don’t actually hold- Increases perception of marginalisation among minority groupsThings like this do not result in “unity”, they exacerbate division &

Vijay Chidambaram

vj_chidambaram

So taking a shot at this: what makes a good SOSP/OSDI submission? Caveats: purely my opinion, and likely others in the community will disagree. A thread. (1/n)https://twitter.com/ilyasergey/status/1252659054209458176 1) The most

Lavanya Mohan

lavsmohan

Today I went through 20+ resumes to shortlist candidates for a position we are seeking to fill. And I shortlisted exactly 1. Here's everything that you SHOULDN'T do if you're

HAPPY TRAVIS SCOTT DAY⁷

Sorax_flp

my opinion on itzy's new cb ep "Guess Who" (as someone who doesn't stan) "in the morning"do u know that feeling if you like a song, but also dislike? that's

~X~ (xgrrrl1)

jnsqxgrrrl1

Of course I lose time getting caught w/ less essential conversations bcause am confused re who to talk to &why. Of course I’d prefer to be romantic & tweet art,

jennifer + anna¹ᴰ

clowning28

what is the heterosexual explanation for...~a thread~ "trying to walk" "H are you good with your hands?""really good" “Walk in your rainbow paradise, strawberry lipstick state of mind” the entirety

SECRETARY 欣怡 sick era

jiaqidiet

𝗣𝗢𝗩: 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘂𝗴𝘄— 𝖽𝗈𝗎𝗒𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 taking cute group photos with your fave m

Mattie Pearl

MissBaeP

Good grief. @quotedreplies

desiree

ALetterFromDesi

Do you think Woody Allen wakes up every day and says “good morning step daughter” Ha ha ha I wanna kill woody Allen :-)

KB #8 #24 وَلِيد

Dom_Waleed

Happens when you use your platform to spread unsubstantiated conspiracy theories Especially after you take pics with someone that doesn't give a flying duck (intentional typo) about human rights, and

Macey Franklin

macefran19

Why is no one talking about Sit Down! by NCT127? It is a major bop...just sayin #NCT127 #NCT127_KickIt So is Love Song btw.. I’m listening to the album rn

Aravind S Chidambaram

ImAravind04

Ok, thought I would make a series of tweets on the hot topic now - Fantasy Cricket. Now that most are into it I would put up what I know

Aaron Rupar

atrupar

"[Lincoln] was getting beaten a lot by Robert E Lee. They want to rip down his statue all over the place ... he would have won except for Gettysburg ...

katlyn-may

katlynnmayy

rating lines the judges can use when giving feedback to harvey:#harveyonstrictly - “don’t take it personal” 8/10quite to the point. we all use this top joke at this point will

syd ᵇˡᵐ

thebanditotour

good morning. starting a thread of tweeting this video every day when i wake up. good morning good morning streaks good morning good morning i fucking hate it here good