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🎉 Brandon Scott Wolf 🎉
BrandonEsWolf
Maryland from a practical standpoint is arguably the worst state-shaped charcuterie board Also horrible for a charcuterie board: Hawaii If this receives 1M likes I’ll buy the Maryland charcuterie board
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Paul D. Miller
PaulDMiller2
I've been at home for five weeks now. 1. Need a haircut2. Done a lot of puzzles!3. Really grateful for the weather.4. Exercise is a godsend.5. The longer this lasts,
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hoonmyeon
woozi’s selcas: a thread he’s the only person that looks good from this angle he looks like a middle aged dad trying to figure out how to work the camera
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Clay Travis
ClayTravis
Norman, thanks for listening. But listen better. I didn’t say I was the smartest guy in the room. I said compared to people like you, I’m a genius. Which I
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Trinh
Trinhnomics
Today is 22 April 2020 & that is three months after the Wuhan lock-down & we are no closer to normalization of the world.Singapore extended its lock-down to 1 June
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Lavie Tidhar
lavietidhar
I know no one cares about short stories and everyone wants to sell a novel(!!1) for fame and fortune, but I'm a) bored b) sold a whole bunch of stories
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Paul McCartney
PaulMcCartney
From 'Tutti Frutti' to 'Long Tall Sally' to 'Good Golly, Miss Molly' to 'Lucille', Little Richard came screaming into my life when I was a teenager. I owe a lot
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👻BOO👻der
TheChowderhead
You should have to take a kindergarten level comprehension test to play any game more complex than fucking Putt Putt Goes To The Zoo so I don't have to read
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Karyn Ben Singer 📼🖖🌈
kbenwrites
Okay, so about Chasing Amy:I was once at the local late night coffee shop with college theatre pals and we were having a heated argument about the end of this
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Neoliberal 🌐
ne0liberal
People liking this tweet know better but prefer the ad hominem attackhttps://twitter.com/noamjstein/status/1245834968540086274 People within organizations have conflicting takes, and their takes do not represent that organization at large. Not every
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Chioma Agwuegbo
ChiomaChuka
So Miss Seyitan Eunice Babatayo who was supposed to meet with @PoliceNG PPRO this morning is nowhere to be found. She's not answering calls or in contact with her lawyer
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Ian ✨
ngkintensifies
Have some Good Omens as textposts (credits to vissyrights on tumblr)
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Alex Fitzpatrick
ArchaeologyFitz
I know there’s a current issue with archaeology and planning policies in the U.K. right now so I get why the framing is necessary, but also imagine an archaeological practice
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ADavidHaleJoint
Not saying FSU's OL was good. It was not. But QB was hit on 26.4% of dropbacks, which was actually less than Syracuse, Miami, Wake, Duke or Notre Dame and
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Meghan Amanda
megfitz89
what if I watched the @DuckTales DARKWING DUCK episode and cried tonight THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT IS LIKE, AND ITS THE BEST This is mostly so @Jon___David will
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Steven Wedgeworth
Wedgetweets
Neo-Confederate ideology is a sort of romantic mythology, an attempt at a certain variety of white people to find something like "roots" or even a true "national identity" that they
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