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IsolatedHickory
I believe dogs can't get the virus. Well, the one that has spent the last hour barking incessantly on Hill Street, Monaghan town hasn't got lung trouble, anyway. Just a
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Emma
El_Cuboid
imposter karen... dark timeline... #RevueStarlight i'm gonna keep adding to this thread as i play with friends spoiler: nana did it completely lost this thread in a sea of prosekai
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nyani?
skywardlii
Ok guys. I HATE having to do this I’ve avoided it for so long, but I think it’s time I swallowed my prime and reached out. Basically, I’m broke, and
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🎃BIG DADDYS🎃 twink ranch
goldenglitz_
being a game journo is hard as fuck but one thing this guy who wrote 6k words about it could have done is not ask the dev team what they
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Miss Coochie Baby
edqueermarisgay
I’m gonna open a restaurant like the bitch themed one but the waiters call everyone f*gg*ts The supervisor The bartender The girl in charge of the kids’ play area while
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wash ur hands u detty pig
becca__lr
Working from home day 1If I live in jarmies I think I might die Day 2 of not leaving the houseI have loads of new flowy dresses an isolation isn’t
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Lon(don) Perkins
settIedon
Gonna make a best tweets thread that’s not ranked by popularity but how funny I am https://twitter.com/settiedon/status/1254619420908875776?s=21 End of thread
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ssvturn
hi uh....i have a confession to make. technically, my name isn't Saturn-I mean, it is.But in Italian.It's hardly different, just add an O at the end and use an accent.Saturno
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DA Talks
DATalksYoutube
@RekietaMedia I’m gonna post this here, because I don’t care to give you money. I heard that my small joke about you @thomasroiloup’s stream got you real mad. I’m going
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spoken like a true anti
possessedbox
You ever see a female character where her fans call anyone who dislikes her misogynistic and you're just there like damn if hating her means I hate women then Can't
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Johnny Foreigner
JohnnySpacey2
I’ve had a huge can of confit de canard in the cupboard since Christmas. It was part of a gift from the community that my colleagues and I received. I’ve
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irony
24kperc
please don't talk about fetishising gay men as if its a drug addiction youre all so creepy and gross god bless i hate this place so fucking much i
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Colby Guy
thatguycolbs
I haven't even listened to the new releases because I've been too busy bullying JP about DS2.Let me go do that now. A Trap Queen Remix dropped today?????? What year
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jeonjksboi
Goodnight ♡ Ah shit I gotta pee Okey b4 I sleep i just wanna flex how I sleep:I sleep with the fan on listening to music, then I press myself
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Aaron Rupar
atrupar
Trump to @PaulaReidCBS, who asked him about the slow federal coronavirus response: "You are so disgraceful ... you know you're a fake." Trump is now trying to blame Obama for
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Jo 💀
WincestGoddess
my absolute favorite wincest moment from each season: a threadso, this was REALLY hard and I ended up including honorable mentions for most seasons kind of like a top
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