#Funny

Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬

lymanstoneky

Time for an update on COVID data! US test count and positive rate continues to fall.That's great news!However, some news reports claim this may be because states are reporting serology

Ivan the Terrible

underthefan113

Time to continue my Twin Peaks: The Return rewatch with Part 12 "Let's Rock." Back during first airing, I thought this was the weakest installment. Let's see if my opinion

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shesgoldhs

ot5’s only having a problem with something when it’s about harry: a thread please you need to see this but they

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zarryskies1

Harry after Zayn left the band.𝔸 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕... Let’s start with March 18, Zayn’s last performance with the band. Harry must have known judging from his demeanour this

stitchy

stitchyarts

me and @Amuly21 were joking about this and now im gonna make a list of all my reddie fics retitled by what highly specific google search Eddie must be doing

ᴮᴱlinda⁷🐯

chaoticVkook

#Yoongi “You’re so funny these” to Jimin a thread: Let’s start with some pictures : The award : Yoongle laugh so hard bc of Jimin: AAAA This is soft

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mklcllng

A thread of me trying to record our oral presentation (wala ang funny lang) "biiitch" "" "" "" "pangalan mo na nga lang di mo pa ma-pronounce pota" lets break

-Cantide- 35 🧢🧘‍♂️🏵☯️

Cantide1

One of the biggest problems these days is embodiment. We all say we want to be one way but never try to *actually* feel that way.How can you get used

mRr3b00t (@hacknotcrime Advocate)

UK_Daniel_Card

Let's get this game going on! #ransomware #FuckRansomware #ProtectUrRDPConnections lets got for FULL install standard as that is fairly common ok that's cooking! Don't worry we are gonna encrypt the

Emma 🍏 #plasticonoband 🌳

summer_turtle_

It took about three weeks to start the break-up of the Beatles. Those were the three weeks from the day when Yoko Ono first bumped into John Lennon until the

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kazuskies

ashikiba takuto—YOUR A BABY—your probably 5’5 below—you adore him because he’s adorable—you like guys whose taller than you and this is what you fucking meant izumida touichirou—you scream “abu” ALOT.—your

doctor foo

FoosUnion

This gonna be one of the last political tweet threads I do for a while cause at this point I'm completely disinterested and disengaged from the American system but it's

class whorefare

SadLeftist

I have very grave news. I think I accidentally sucked a nazi’s dick while I was in rehab SO LIKE first off he was really hot and like SMOOOTH ASF.

Neptune

nikenostripes

If the mandem were NBA players: @fy18_ : He would be Russell Westbrook. Whenever he talks, he says just a bit too much. @calltekk19 : Tall, big and talks shit

Muzhakkir Mamoru

muzhakkir_ali

Naaah I have to make a thread of absurd things being said in 2021 because I know there's gonna be lots of nonsense Not Twitter but fudge me

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ranbooenderian

my love hate relationship with voltrona shiro literally had the worst time as a paladin. he got kidnapped multiple times, was brainwashed for a bit, and was even replaced