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The Data Guy
DataGuyRedux
This one is a better thread. But, misses so many stories..1. Qasim(Ummayadd) attacks India. 711 AD. Conquers Sindh. 2. Indians defeat Aran soldiers and destroy the Ummayad presence.3. Incidentally, Arabs
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kae says bIm and 1312 🤍
digidoodoo
Sans! Sans! Wake up!What is it, dude?A human has fallen from the surface worldReally? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?No time for punsAh, come on, that was a
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Dr.Doogh wants IR political prisoners 2b free 🐇
drdoogh
Okay idk why but I was reminiscing and I remember the memory of the only time I ever beat someone up.. I was 9 but this is a funny story
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𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐲
ruthlesslovers
i don’t think some of y’all realize that,, when you’re “jokingly” mean to your friends ALL THE TIME, it gets old. like sometimes your friends just need to hear a
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kennedy 🍊 @ spare cathy votes. plea
ericathyz
vocaloid producers and the songs from idol series they have worked on: a thread! so sometimes idol series hire vocaloid producers to make songs for them, so i thought i’d
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NetflixFilm
NetflixFilm
New comedy THE LOVEBIRDS is, blessedly, now out on Netflix. And it's a gift. Here's screenwriter & culture writer @alannabennett to tell you why. (thread) THE LOVEBIRDS stars Issa Rae
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Bepo #BŁM EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS OPEN
bepopee_
So apparently people want me to apologize for saying “They’re losing because they have Bean on their team” in twitch chat, but they don’t know the history behind it, and
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jordan 🌺✨
spookyktulu
a thread about the subtext in this scene because I want to talk about it for a second since I DO NOT SHUT UP and bc some of y'all wanted
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King
marykayyle
19 things i learned in 2019: a thread. 1. It’s okay to be sad. Never deprive yourself from feeling; you’re not wrong for doing so. Let yourself be sad. You’ll
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Áine C
AineCarson1
During lockdown, I took part in an online postcard designing course through @MakingFutureHQ. You can view everyone’s contributions on the website https://www.postcards-from-the-edge.org below is a thread of my designs and
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Trish Walsh
_tRiSh_WaLsH
I GOT FUCKEN COVIN-19 (thread)Here my story if u want 2 know what it like 2 get Covin-19.I'm a fucken single mother with a deadbeat ex husband who shall remain
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A Sunnier Zookeeper
SunnierBrew
Since the quarantine I've been collecting screenshots from my local FB group. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they are delightful hippy musings, sometimes they are WTF, sometimes it's NIMBY bullshit. But
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Lauren
lauuuren_
They said sanitize desk between classes ... then also said we’d have to walk students to class ....HOW CAN I DO BOTH?!?!On of my colleagues asked .. “with what?!”NOBODY
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Joe Mooney 🇮🇪🚑
josephmooney
As an Advanced Paramedic in #Ireland I have a few thoughts about the way we are dealing with the #COVID19ireland.In no particular order of importance (serious and funny... hopefully) these
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$ho.G🐐➐
ssvjjx
LADIESS stop replying with “aww thanks” & do this instead this is so funny BTW i’m NOT tryna mock anyone by replying like this, so don’t take
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⚾🌈DODGERS WORLD CHAMPIONS🌈 ⚾
dabi_hawks
fuck it, thread of weird/endearing/funny/whatever ao3 tags I've found nsfw//why. okay. nsfw// this is one of my favorite endnotes of all time ???????????????? You know the fic is gonna
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