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The Cosmist Insurrection, Inc. ™
yungneocon
What’s funny to me is that the anprims here being assholes about the planes are parroting the discourse about being able to afford house cleaners. Despite the fact that flying
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peek
PK_PDX
extremely grim and also darkly funny to see all the british people sharing anecdotes about US healthcare as the horror stories for if the NHS gets privatized (to be clear,
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Lugh
lugh____
Our Favorite race-baiter @tweetymonkey is faking another ''hate crime'' online. This account here @Isrope1 that has sent this message and its hilariously fake. Let's delve in and have a laugh
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A Fan Of Fanders And Thomas Sanders
FanOfFanders
This thread is appreciating the wonderful Thomas Sanders! (@ThomasSanders) ⁃@CreativiaRkM2 Ok. Gosh, there's so much I could say, You’re such an incredible person. You’re talented, funny, and very sweet from
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Krishnan VJ
Krishnan_10_
THREAD: A small collection of songs that I feel were not appreciated enough1st-The ecstasy of Dance from Thalaivaa.No lyrics yet GV can give such a magical track. One of Thalapathy’s
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charlie ★ WHERE IS KAZ
jdksjdlajdkajs2
gonna make the thread here hihttps://twitter.com/jdksjdlajdkajs2/status/1391211701777932293 ur so sexy omg idek how we met but i’m 90% sure i was scared of you. now however i will protect you
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kai⁷ ♡
kaicore_
question thread for groupchats. ◡̈ 1. what’s the gc name? 2. who’s the funniest? ☆ 3. who’s the popular one? ★ 4. who’s the one that’s always active?
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Sounds Fake But Okay Podcast
soundsfakepod
Since tweeting was a bit crazy yesterday, we wanted to create a thread of exactly what’s happening with @Dictionarycom and what we can do about it. Get ready for a
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COVID IS NO MORE
nctnoise
nct 127 as westworld characters: yeehaw newcomers this thread have some minor spoilers but no biggie taeil - lawrence- man in blacks best friend- does everything- has an interesting
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petty bourgeois protestant
samhydegger
Doing this because it sounds funhttps://twitter.com/geniesloki/status/1308701154986078208 1.) the older I get, the more satisfaction I’m able to derive from working hard, which I suspect will pay off over the next
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LC @ Daomu Biji agenda
erushi
Gonna read this cnovel rec by Coco next!My brain needs a break after reading some fics with pretty heavy themes.https://twitter.com/cocopines/status/1251837118751490048 Halfway in, and I can say that this cnovel is
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phoebe bridgers’ 25s long scream in i know the end
sapphicrue
atla watch thread: because my tweets are messy https://twitter.com/sapphicrue/status/1245133372831170562 https://twitter.com/sapphicrue/status/1245145696929488899 https://twitter.com/sapphicrue/status/1245145801623572481 https://twitter.com
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sav ⁷ 🦉
pIutotae
thread of mdzs as tumblr posts and funny sht i find on the tl 1. 2. 3. 4. lwj loves the lesbians 5. jin ling u mastermind 6. :(( 7.
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🌼 daisee 🌼
cokecalsx
I’m drinking with this random guy, Matt. he’s nice and funny. hopefully I don’t get murdered. We went to a different bar and talked and he walked me to my
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c0p h4t3r
kyzchyanne
happy juneteenth! when a black woman is talking u listen to what she has to say!! stop appropriating cultures you are not apart of!!! #JUNETEENTH2020 this is the politician
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David Gorski, MD, PhD
gorskon
You have no idea what you are talking about, and, sadly, Dr. Barrett, as much as I admire his history and work, is far behind the times on this. In
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