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whorefordrake
9. 10. this video makes me anxious as fuck but it’s still funny. 11. Please help me 12. this was so fucked up but I can’t help but
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Brittany Gendron
MsG_PagebyPage
@nina_lacour! #ALAN20 @ALANorg After reading aloud an excerpt, "Hopefully it will illustrate how these different feelings that I was trying to convey… get conveyed and complicated through the imagery…" @nina_lacour
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𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐟𝐮 ੈ♡‧₊˚
sofiyahoney
not trynna side w this boy but I only agree w siti khadijah halim & how she did her tiktok. both sides r wrong. lelaki miang satu and lagi satu
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PERFECT #1010 LIBRA BDAY QUEEN
elcavaqueen
In my physics class, when we discuss early philosophy I always ask my students “which do they think is more destructive?” I ask them “why?” They tell me. Then I
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JJ Green 🌿
131Jj
A very autistic and very educational thread I am constantly being asked “why didn’t you tell anyone before the age of 25” and told “you honestly can’t tell” I’m gonna
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Gail Simone
GailSimone
I have a thought.Mayberry is weirder than Twin Peaks. Examples.One episode, Aunt Bee is a famously terrible cook whose pickles and marmalades are nearly poison. Then she’s the best cook
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emily
Prodegin
Putting on a pair of socks every time twitter user @/gabbynotfound tweets/replies to someone, a thread Pair number one, Nike socks that aren't even mine Pair number two, lemon
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Daniel Zenon Klein
danielzklein
@Mortdog I love TFT. It's my number one comfort game atm, both on PC and mobile. I want to deliver this feedback because of how much I love the game.
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Paul Smalera
smalera
I have some random thoughts about the Atlantic situation. I worked at Quartz when it was owned by the Atlantic so I got to know David Bradley’s style a little.
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Oprah
LilYionnie
But let me tell y’all the goody shit that be going on Girls be asking my friends shit about me. And my friends really funny as shit they will make
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ruzaik⁷₁₃ 📌
FAlRYJlMI
jimin being boyfriend material ; a thread the sight you get when you wake him up he's pouting because he misses you he looks so soft and squishy i
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мαѕтєя ѕαмму
iamsampoline
This one demands a thread.It was to ask her to our final grade prom/formal. We were in the same friends group and I was being egged on by them to
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𝐢𝐛𝐳
ibzisover
get married in 167 countrieshttps://twitter.com/katyscums/status/1246212807131115520 stay inside and wash ur damn hands ! i think it’s funny when ppl pretend to act offended for other people. as if my dad
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✶ ジュン~Knock1stWin🚪✶
myungjunnie1
So this random ass person texted me just now saying “who is this?” And I’m like “who is this?” I forgot the rest but it clearly didn’t make sense cuz
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Will Stancil
whstancil
This is a real sentence that got published in the Star Tribune this morning It’s from this editorial, which argues that Minneapolis isn’t actually segregated (and by implication, city leaders
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katja²⁸
fearlessmirrors
𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻𝘀’ 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽; 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴
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