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Erin Cassese
ErinCassese
Advice for Picking a Lady VP Candidate (based loosely on political science research)Pick a woman who has never disagreed with you; disagreeable women are unlikeable, and we’re going to need
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Edinam Amekpls
edi_amaa
So I have an obsession with Korean web dramas. They’re short, cute, cliche and way less stressful to watch. The plot moves quickly and the episodes are like 20mins long
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Charlotte Hacking
charliehacking
On a mission to highlight excellent poetry for children...First up is this marvellous new collection from @afharrold, deftly illustrated by @Bonzetta1. Poems to laugh at, interact with, perform, ponder over
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dr.sonalmehta
DSonalmehta
@Shaheer_S As a Big Brother..He is Nanko's Best buddy..He talks to him not frm Eye to Eye but Always frm Heart to Heart..He never Let him Wander in D Dark
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eliza ♡
dreamyshanti
a thread of deepika padukone characters responding to "my parents aren't home" texts this is so funny to make mastani meera (love aaj kal) rani padmavati (padmaavat) mohini (happy new
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Xp2003E
*string 4 random thoughts n stuff* just seen a beautiful fem. the hope is restored 4 the rest of u* tGzzZ her name is kiko. thats fire. r k's can
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Frank Senators
sleepenbaker
Using this thread to record my thoughts on HBO's hit series The Wire as I watch through it for the first time S1:E1- Hour long eps? Think I have all
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Ubaka Ogbogu
UbakaOgbogu
HUGE SCOOP by @charlesrusnell& @jennierussell_. Pre-Bill 30 wheeling and dealing to privatize non-emergency orthopedic care in Edmonton. Details bad. Lock-in contracts, non-unionized staff, monopoly, putative pre-approval by govt., etc.
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homowophobia
i'm making a thread for everytime i think of a bad or funny drag queen name ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage kraft single! ladies and gentlemen please
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Mags + epic
rnaggot
.@Shud129 DAILY REMINDER THAT I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE AWESOME .@Shud129 YOURE SO COOL AND HANDSOME EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT YOU I GET GOOSEBUMPS YOURE THE NICEST PERSON IVE
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11☆11
FREEDOMWWGIWGA
Two weeks ago, on social networks, a theory began to circulate based on a photo that involves the animated yellow creatures with experiments that Hitler carried out with Jewish children,
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Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊
ResitsTrump
I think I have successfully blocked enough #MAGAts for this to work now. Take this seriously, it's going to be used as part of my champaign advertisement. Thank you.Who will
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pey📻
peytondelaneym
please like this suCh a bop this helps me sleep it’s so peaceful classic to this DAY haven’t watched in a minute but this still goes so hard this
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Nollywood
Chineme__
My goal for this year is to read 18-20 books. I want to say 24 but let’s not get carried away. Here is the thread for the books I’ve read.
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𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓬💙
MelodicLemons2
GamerGuyd’s video on Cobanermani456 may have gotten taken down, but let’s not forget how much of a piece of living shit he is, honestly fuck this dude for all that
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Душан Дачић
Duyo96
At the time when Afro-Americans in USA could not use the same toilets or sit in the same restaurants with white Americans, around 150,000 Serbs gathered in Belgrade to protest
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