#Friends

Netflix: adds new content at a breakneck speed, attempting to get me to watch the new zeitgeist-y showMe: time to start a Stranger Things rewatch I know this joke is
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skater ducks: a thread he was a duckshe was a skateboardcan i make it any more obvious? he was a punkshe did skateboard thingswhat more can i say? he wanted
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Umm quick question... do you tell your friend who gave you the green light to ron her girlfriend (to test her loyalty) that you succeeded and her girlfriend taste like
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A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man
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Dear any reporter in a position to ask Ivanka a question. Here's are some suggestions:- When did you learn that Trump Tower Baku was likely part of an IRGC money
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Heres a few in no order:-Feeding 1 of my best friends paranoias about me not being real-Sneaking into The Omen w/ same friend in 9thgrade- My 1st time seeing Promare
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One thing that the pandemic has really brought home is how much I hate the word/concept "safe", when presented as a universal good. No, I don't want to be "safe",
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Friends, I do not play Animal Crossing but please send me a picture of your house or island? It is for science*.*the science is that it makes me happy seeing
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I have a friend that recently had to deal with being the victim in an abusive relationship he finally escaped. Another friend, who himself has never been in that situation,
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Jump on it friends!In these uncertain times we need to support each other as much as we can.Share your Shop/Patreon/Ko-Fi etc.Retweet others!If you can afford to help a creator out,
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Dear friends, In the time that it takes a dyslexic person to read a 100-word paragraph, a non-dyslexic person finishes reading a page. Even then, the words look a little
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Is there something worse than artists who gain popularity and immediately become huge pedantic dickholes who cut ties right quick with their "old artist friends" who are now "not on
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Life Lessons For Hustlers"Lord of the Rings Edition"(And The Hobbit, too)A thread... The Shire is a safe and happy place.But nothing ever changes if you stay there. Getting Started on
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I'm still living like a person in lockdown. I'm staying in our house & garden & going for walks in the huge green space nearby. I get all my food
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lines that will make sense later, a thread: โ€œit doesnโ€™t have to. iโ€™ll follow you.โ€ โ€œan allegory, i always say that.โ€ โ€œyouโ€™re here for...?โ€โ€œyeahโ€”well not right now. im just here
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Want to start a newsletter? Don't know where to start?Every week someone asks me how to start a newsletter. My response is always the same. Here's what I tell them.Thread
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