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tallbeverage
bri_lien16
day 1 of quarantine: I got drunk and threw up a bag of hot cheetos day 2 of quarantine: cried to my dad on skype and sold my first nudes
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suns0ulkoy4
They’ve come so far, and connected together thanks to I-LAND... They made their first win on The Show with their first comeback album Border: Carnival and their title track
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Malcolm Clark
TwisterFilm
1./ What’s driving the spikes in COVID across Europe? I’ve just arrived back in Venice after filming in Croatia and had to have a test proving I was negative 24
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MJ ⁷
newbiewritergi1
I love you all... Also... I may be a little drunk But I still love ARMY!!! Also... love @BTS_twt Dude.... do NOT drink rose wine on an empty stomach.... But
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Bryan MacDonald
27khv
'Hitler's crocodile' dies at 84 in Moscow zoo. The reptile - named Saturn - which allegedly belonged to the Nazi leader was sent to the Russian capital from his previous
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Samuel F. Reynolds
sfreynolds
So...let's talk about this for a second: First, thanks to @giniponder for bringing this to my attention. Second, I'm sorry @moshpitmodell that that tweet upset you so. Last, I will
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PeterRock & WebsiteDesign
PeterROCK_
This guy and his Bogus Lies. 1. Man cheats : woman takes him back 2. Wife cheats : husband sends her packing 3. Man issa community penis : woman takes
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ultralaser
seandehey
a witch, drunk as shit - no listen okay, i will do what you want, but i want a baby. no not any baby, your baby, your firstborn. no, no
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Elyas.
dewsdroplet
HBD!!! HBD!!! HBD!!!@adiegio Efraimnya eyas, selamat makin tua... *tepuk tangan* this thread might contain :1. cheesy words2. cheesy words3. cheesy wordsPROCEED WITH CAUTION EFRAIM I wanna say thank you for
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Majiq Stiq
Mr_Grippos
Get her drunk. Put her in the passenger seat. Give her the aux. She’ll have the time of her life. Lol. It was really a concert y’all. Lol. Muted.
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DONT BE A MASKHOLE
JennsLenz
Today I understand “intoxicating beauty.” I stood in a dahlia field surrounded by blooms and I felt drunk with excitement. I gleaned buckets ahead of a killing frost and I’ll
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Bloke from Cas
BlokeFromCas
TIME FOR ANOTHER RANTCome Monday, in all of #Castleford town centre, I believe just ONE pub will be allowed to open. Now I have a lot of time for Wetherspoons,
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sadtwigb
Harassment laws every Pakistani woman should be aware of - a thread 1. Section 150, Pakistan Penal Code 1860: If a drunk person appears in a public place, causing annoyance
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🏕️Elle Ziel🏕️
Elle_Ziel
Noah's Characters Drink, A Thread(starting with punch in a SOLO cup) Wine in a tumbler Pilfered whiskey (the line was drawn above where the whiskey starts anyway) These are jello
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Joe Fattorini
joefattorini
There’s a lot of chat about what makes good wine writing. I’m a terrible source of advice. In 25 years of doing it I’ve only been shortlisted once for an
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maddielol misses gnf and loves nat🎰♡
maybe_itsmads
Stuff I find very endearing about punz
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