#Drunk

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GrEySon_InU

Me rantingA thread/all rights to the owner i can't read there mark/ Hello i would like to rantMy mom left to go hang out with her friend then/tw alcohol which

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leviackult

"sasha & mikasa's friendship" —one of the best snk friendships, a thread sasha & mikasa’s bond is something that’s so wholesome.The two of them were really close and looked out

Scarin' Pruner

AaronFlux

This reminds me of an infuriating moment I had at a private press event a few years back...https://twitter.com/thehorrorchick/status/1317341012918849537 A woman came up, was introduced by a friend and just starting

SungWon Cho

ProZD

i'm having my mom do the gym leader meme, she knows nothing about pokemon, but she very enthusiastically went "FAIRY! FAIRY!" when she saw the list of types, we're now

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LyonStipsen

I have gained so many advantages in situations where I pass as a woman it's ridiculous. Every single trans woman who passes to some extent knows the huge step up

Wurld ✊🏽🃏#ENDSARS🚫

kelvintalkerr

THINGS GUYS CAN DO GIRLS CAN’T Thread Fart.I personally find all farts hilarious. Girls, guys, cats, dogs, elephants, it doesn't matter. However most people tend to disagree with me,

Mulanshu

Mulanshu40

A thread of my favourite quotes: Virtue was vanity dressed up and waiting for applause ~ Richard Flanagan. There ain't no devil, only god when drunk ~ Tom Waits. There

Daniel Summers, MD

WFKARS

The tea dance has a “lumberjack” theme. I, too, wouldn’t have thought those were compatible concepts, but life is a rich tapestry. Lumberjacks also probably don’t ponder which earrings to

Alexandra Erin

AlexandraErin

If you get high you are stoned but no one ever says "Ah, yeah, this weed is stoning me so much right now." or "I'm going to stone after work."Stoners

throb//twitch

JaxnRobn

CW: Crossdressing, deceit, BkDk, gender fuckeryThe frat house basement was darkness cut by cheapo lazer lights. Furniture was shoved against the wall so the floor could hold the press of

ryo asuka apologist

dvlmantrashbaby

haikyuu characters and how they would react when you call them from a party and as if they can take you home, a thread: hinata: he wouldn’t really know what

Paul Lesko

Paul_Lesko

A little bit ago, someone asked me to post pics of my collection of cards involved in lawsuits...and as anyone in #TheHobby knows...there is no bigger mistake because collectors LOVE

Tshepo Is Fine.

teej_the_joy

I read a tweet about raising women to fight for their vaginas. Make them mini assasins. Wonder women. The bio of the person who wrote it says they believe in

Your Daddy

ToyosiGodwin

At least 8 things in this thread are correct about you.Retweet pls Like this if you single. Like this if you smoke or drink Like this if you are addicted

Daydream Believer

polyheartmony

Since graduating, I've had two types of job.The first type is a seasonal job. Those have been fine. In some cases, even delightful. I enjoy the job and then when

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NEEDY_HARRY

okay so this is gonna be a lil story time thread of how my relationship is with the real life version of evocation harry (if you don’t know what i’m