#Chance

Ben Goerz

bengoerz

Been alone with this unlocked computer in a medical exam room for 15 min now. Open Ethernet port What are the odds these USB ports are disabled? Answer:

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hearteyes4hobi

yes, may mas magagaling din naman na artists kesa sa bts. its true. pero u know why they didnt get as famous as bts? because those artists' fans like you

Magician Pedri🎩

spanishdotcom

Thread---(1/n)call me plastic, stupid and whatever you want but Koeman was never a good choice to begin with and although we started well, he showed absolutely no flexibility in the

Moonsoulchild ☽

moonssoulchild

If you decide to ghost me, it’s ultimately your choice. If you feel there’s nothing left to say, or I’m not worth a goodbye, I’m okay with that. But just

daniel

sidestodemi

If Confident was a visual album: Thread (insp: @ddl_needylover) 1. Confident"What's wrong with being confident?" 2. Cool For The Summer"I can keep a secret could, you?" 3. Old Ways "I'm

nick kelly

nickgestation

This welcome story omits one massive elephant in the room: private fee-paying schools - over half of Ireland's total which are located in South Dublin - are FORBIDDEN from opening

CHR!S🏕#4KT

HUNCHO4KT

thread of my thoughts of the day am i chewing this chewing gum correctly if i think about breathing i have to forget im breathing so i can breathe again

rob reid

robuncorked

A few weeks ago, before this pandemic hit, I had the opportunity to participate in a photo shoot for my friends at @twowheelgear to promote some of their new bags.

Ryan Ballantine

BBCANRyan

The league brings in their own broadcast team for the Finals so I wasn’t lucky enough to be in the booth that night. However, after the game, I brought my

Alex Turnbull

alexbhturnbull

So there's another brain worm going around @SkyNewsAust and the RWNJ circuit along the lines of "public sector employees need to get a pay cut because private sector is". There

peesh

peesh

IMO if apex wants to succeed they need to focus on the competitive/ranked scene and try to ease new players into wanting to play competitively instead of hoping that casual

Big Tasty

afcBigTasty

a thread on Mesut Özils Brilliance at the age of 10 Mesut impregnated 65 women and called it "The Mes Effect" when Mesut first joined the Schalke 04 academy he

Joel Slater

JoelaSlater

“Children’s Church” is something offered with good intentions, I’m sure.But it’s bad ecclesiology and smacks of consumerism.Train your children to approach the heavenly throne in a unified, multi-generational community. Lol

Dan

cultureoflosing

This is Twitter - where the hot takes are made up and sincerity doesn't matter - but I'm old now, and tired, and if I'm gonna spend my entire day

rachel syme

rachsyme

do you all want a perfume genie this long weekend ok let’s do it...it’s As ever, here is how you play:1) tell me a mood or memory or a place

Freya Blekman

freyablekman

So, the Twittersphere has been buzzing with #axions, #darkmatter, #tritium (or not) and the general excitement coming from the @XENONexperiment. That is totally deserved, and in the thread below I