#ABSOLUTELY

punched by a huge mushroom

pcsegal

also this week in d&d we paid a surprise visit to the guys who have been sending weretigers & shit after us, and one of them had this giant dog,

Zat Rana

Zat_Rana

I have never been very active on Twitter. I’m looking to change that moving forward, so let me start with 20 snippets of hard-earned realizations about life.A THREAD 1. Truth

Star 💌

starry_skeyes

tw // a6d , dramaokay so I'm sure we're all tired of this drama, I've been personally trying to stay out of it or not say anything but I'd like

luka from mlb

namtkjin

daily i love @wangslvt tweet : a thread ! pst ken ilysm kenya i love u ! n i miss u :( whipped 4 ken !! hi i love ken

Kelly Bauer

BauerJournalism

Mayor Lori Lightfoot is having a press conference at 1 p.m. on how Chicago is helping people who are homeless during the coronavirus pandemic. I'll live tweet it. Follow for

Michael Taffe

effatma

This is the Hart / Cadet letter I was tweeting about yesterdayhttps://twitter.com/npp_journal/status/1331219033329381379 I dunno. Yesterday’s thread didn’t get a lot of chatter. But this NPP editor action suggests maybe some

Denis Radenković

38one

In Belgrade, the protestors have broken into the parliament building tonight. The current gov are criminals and autocrats just as the previous one, the one before, the one before that

Emily L. Hauser אלה אסתר

emilylhauser

We're reeling from our losses today. Mourners aren't able to find comfort in rites & rituals; we can't hold them in their grief. For many, sympathy notes will be the

Russ Jones

RussInCheshire

#TheWeekInTory returns for the second time in 4 daysThe weeks grow shorter, but the days last foreverAnyway: don your athletic support, lower your visor, drink heavily, and start with some

Rashførd Senior (follow limit reached)

TheWaterIsHere

Exposing Marcus Rashford the fraud for being a Glazer symptom and his regular PR stunts + showing nothing on the pitch a thread Useless debut stinking up the pitch with

New York Restoration Project

NYRP

We're just as thrilled about the @BetteMidler, @SJP, and @kathynajimy reunion on 10/30 as you are! Let us help clarify some frequently asked questions about "In Search of the

Moses Adudu

SarkinJos

No Lady is actually Single A lot of guys are so concerned with a girl’s relationship status, before they approach or ask her out on a date. They want to

sin is becoming a potato

terussin

ive been really thinking for a while and so im gonna rant about how performative anitwt is for a bittw racismbut do keep in mind this warning is only for

philwoodford

philwoodford

With all the debate and angst within @UKLabour and the calls from Corbynite MPs for shift back to the left, it's worth taking a little magical history tour. Let's go

Heidi N. Moore

moorehn

I've seen a lot of "Man, I wish I weren't here" or "I wish this were over" posts and I sympathize but I would like to suggest a reframe: When

Dark Skinned Gentlewoman

DarkGentlewoman

BW: Life lessons to be learned from #TheCrownNetflix. Share an apartment w/upwardly mobile women in an expensive area. Bright working class Black girls often make the mistake between the ages